REAL MEN DON’T FIT INTO SKINNY JEANS

I gat too much to deal with…Its not like i can’t afford a pair of skinny jeans or something, but some of this douche bags wearing them are giving the jeans family a bad name, I thot pencils were for the ladies and not for some crazy a** psycho dudes trying to copy some of the western cultures. we gat our own culture and should be proud of it. (vaa ka mmasai uone, swag tosha) You see a niqqa walking down the streets at a snail speed just for the swag sake of it? OMG! yo grandma shuold see you in them…u will most definitely get a whooping for tht…”umevaa nguo ya dadako kwa nini? ghai fafa…kwaja hata umejikunia na hutoi iyo mufuto iko karibu kuguza shini? kube nikikutuma nduma dio maana unakujaga kama kira mutu amemarizikiwa na jaa?…kuja hapa” now thts some swagged up grandma 😉

It’s time for men to wake up and realize that no, you DON’T  look cool OR sexy in skinny jeans. You look absolutely ridiculous. ‘Please enough is enough’, your balls beg of you… “…  real men don’t wear skinny jeans. Real men also don’t wear V-neck tees, or accessorized scarves, and they avoid purple and pink like the plague. The mere idea of a pedicure or waxing makes a real man nauseous. If a woman hangs out with this kind of girly-man routinely, it’s only because she wants to share his wardrobe and his non-fat caramel macchiato.” Jessica Wakeman. Thats a real woman right thea!

So, gay guys who wear skinny jeans, tell us, how do you do it without crushing your balls when you sit down?
Is there a trick to it or something?

Skinny jeans are for girls not punk OR gangsta wannabes! Any questions? Feel free to ask…

But I say, fwak ya, yeah fwak ya…GET A LIFE!

NYANYAKE ₰

“…  real men don’t wear skinny jeans. Real men also don’t wear V-neck tees, or accessorized scarves, and they avoid purple and pink like the plague. The mere idea of a pedicure or waxing makes a real man nauseous. If a woman hangs out with this kind of girly-man routinely, it’s only because she wants to share his wardrobe and his non-fat caramel macchiato.”