Imagine that Jesus came today and we as Kenyans were to be judged what could happen?
KIKUYU-A kikuyu would not go to heaven, reason immediately they see the golden gates they would ask Jesus to let them take the gates and come back on earth to sell them.”haiya! ishi ne besha, tutauza nyamakima”
LUHYA-since in heaven we are only told of singing and praising, a lunje would refuse to go to heaven because there is no provision of having lunch. “Wanyonyi hapa wana-tu-enchoi pwana kwani hakuna lunch heri turuti ntuniani-kawangware”
LUO-Since in heaven everyone goes alone, luo’s would refuse since they have to carry a woofer, their baby(wife) and toto(child).”haki yetu kwani mimi nitawacha woofer,baby na toto namna yupi? heri nirudi kibera”
YEAH, HE SAID IT! 