After the TPF4 sad storo of a Kenyan not winning the coveted price (Congrats to Davis btw, at least we have a mutual hair style), I guess it’s time the Uganda Cranes kujad back in Kenya and beg Ghost Mulee to jus take back his job (at least there is someone to takes the blame Harambee Stars wakichapwa) and waache Stars wawachape at least 9 goals…they should pretend they are playing kidogo, or better yet, it’s time the Ugandans gave us back Migingo. What do you think?
So the TFP4 aftermath was crowned by one of my funny friends called Paul Semenya Lemmington, (I don’t really know why he settled for the Semenya name, and I may never know, but ntamuuliza). This friend-in crime is one hell of a joker. So with MJ having kufad, we were in dilemma, huyo msee alinda wapi? Hell or heaven? But whichever, this storo kujad up…
Semenya, “STORY STORY. There were these two fags that were sent to hell during Judgment Day. So ika happen moto ya shetani ikazimika. Mungu akachukua simu akapigia shetani. “Mundu, mbona moto imezimika” shetani akajibu, ” relax mtu wangu, kuna shida kidogo” aaii! Mungu akangojea akachoka akampigia tena. Shetani ikabidi amemwambia ukweli. Mungu, “niaje wewe?!” Shetani “sasa iko ivi, unaona hawa mahomo uliniletea, hawaniruhusu niiname niwashe moto. Nikijaribu kuinama hawa majamaa wanataka kunifungua nyuma…”
YEAH, HE SAID IT! 